Me and some friends hopped down to something called the "Harvest Moon Dance" in Fountain last night. Actually, the Harvest Moon was on the 4th this year but who wants to have a Harvest Moon Dance when everything is still lush and green? No one, so ease off!
I found out too late that there was a pumpkin-carving contest, which turned out to be just as well since I apparently would have been pitted against a bunch of small children.
It's a dance so they have to have a band I suppose. And since we're talking about a Cow Town here you can expect the band to be kind of...well, not to my tastes, certainly. And there were plenty of attractive girls there but for some reason it was mostly ridiculous old hipsters who were dancing. And I ain't that, exactly.
I'm still shaken by this terrifying yard display.
Lucky we got there when they were handing out Million Dollar Bills!
Aw... Oh please tell me about your church while I'm trying to enjoy a moonless Harvest Moon Dance. Dweebs...